Comics

Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted
to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a
few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see
if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked
on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster
than a speeding bullet.

I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was
happening". So Superman did his Super Thing in a split-second and flew
off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you hear
something? "

No" said the InvisibleMan, "but my ass hurts like hell!!"