Jokes SMS (4)

1. Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

2. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read it without the word dog.

3. We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going to heaven,b4 i could start writing mine, i heard u shouting : EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!!

4. Roses r red. Violets r blue Monkeys like u should b kept in a zoo. don't get angry, u'll find me there 2.. But not in a cage BUT LAUGHING AT U.