Dating Dictionary

1. DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
2. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
3. EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.
4. FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
5. INDIFFERENCE: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”
6. IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
7. NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
8. SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
9. ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
10. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
11. LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.